Toolwerkz's definitions

Moon Floss

Slang for Toilet Paper. The toilet paper flosses your anus, thus the term Moon Floss.

Mom, I ran out of Moon Floss, can you get me some more toilet paper?

by Toolwerkz October 3, 2009

Dorkmeyer

A person whom acts like an idiot and looks like a nerd, and combine the two together. This person looks like such a dork by the way they act, when performing any type of job or work. They are a jack of all trades, yet master of none...

Hey look at that idiot overthere, what a dorkmeyer!!

by toolwerkz August 10, 2009