Juggalo idiotic/pathetic weapon of choice.
Tom: Did you hear that some kid died yesterday on 40th street?
Martha: Oh my! What happened?
Tom: This kid ran up to a bunch of thugs
wearing makeup with his hatchet
and tried to hit them with it. They smelled him ((due to poor hygiene)) before he swang his hatchet
and loaded fire with a 9mm glock
Martha: Was he a juggalo
Tom: I believe so, why?
Martha: Deserved it.