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Definitions by Tony Twopumps

A LIOTPHJ, formally known as a Long Island Outside The Pants Handjob, is when a woman from Long Island pulls your wee wee out of your pants and beats it off to completion.
Yo, I got an amazing LIOTPHJ at the Aerosmith concert.
LIOTPHJ by Tony Twopumps July 10, 2026
The abbreviation for a Long Island Outside-the-Pants Handjob. An LIOTPHJ is when a young man gets beat off by a woman from Long Island with the ejaculant shooting off outside of his pants. This is not to be confused with a LI ITPHJ which is much messier and requires more clean up.
I got an amazing LIOTPHJ at the Aerosmith concert.
LIOTPHJ by Tony Twopumps July 9, 2026