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Definitions by Tony Twopumps

A LIOTPHJ, formally known as a Long Island Outside The Pants Handjob, is when a woman from Long Island pulls your wee wee out of your pants and beats it off to completion.
Yo, I got an amazing LIOTPHJ at the Aerosmith concert.
LIOTPHJ by Tony Twopumps July 10, 2026