As Buns

An adverb of degree used to make any lackluster word into phrase of significance.

"Yo - its cold as buns out here. We should get Noah to start a fire with is bare hands."

"Hey Noah, your glutes are hot as buns."

"You should go see a doctor, Noah; because those pythons look sick!"

by Ton Jones the Coal Miner May 25, 2017