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Definitions by Tommy Tooltacker

tooltacker 

One who pleasures themselves furiously

A person who happily attacks his own tool.
"why didn't Stu show up for the Chelmsford Angling Society's annual meeting last night?"
"I heard he tugged his lovepipe so hard whilst dogging by the lakes, that he had to call an ambulance. What a TOOLTACKER!"
tooltacker by Tommy Tooltacker March 21, 2014

Double Pipe Party 

The act of synchronising the expulsion of a turtle head whilst exhaling smoke from a crack pipe for ultimate pleasure and rush.
"Make sure you lock the toilet door this time, I don't want my mother walking in while you're having a DOUBLE PIPE PARTY again!"