Definitions by Tommy B

fuckdance 

Dance in a sublime way that indicates you have lost your wallet i.e. with your hands sweeping the ground.

"Tommy B was so megatronned on those snowballs he found eight wallets fuckdancing"

fuckdance by Tommy B August 31, 2005

tradesman 

someone who uses the "tradesman's entrance" ie the back door or arse for sexual gratification.

mary was on her period so i had to become a tradesman to get my end away

tradesman by tommy b October 24, 2003