Definitions by Tommie hendrickens

Simon 

1. To suck a hairy, British boomers’ cock at 4 o’ clock.
2. To have sex with a porcupine.

1. “Man, he sure looks like he’s interested in the Brits, do you think he’s gonna simon?”
2. “Aww, the porcupine is so cute! I feel like Simoning it!”

Simon by Tommie hendrickens April 29, 2022