Tom the Tool's definitions

Tuned the Radio

Tweaking a chicks nipples

Last night i hungout with her and tuned the radio if you know what i mean.

by tom the tool November 12, 2006

cracking the safe

To twist a girls nipples as if you were trying to crack a safe

Tonight i am cracking the safe with jessica

by tom the tool November 12, 2006

Tool Bag

Only use this word if you are a tool also. Tools use this word because they think it is cool to combine two common phrases, tool and dirt bag

Tom the tool: HEY TOOL BAG!!! I just pwned you
Normal Ned: Shut the fuck up shit head.
Tom the tool: My sister is gonna jerk me off tonight! I am gonna get so much more action than you ever will

by Tom the Tool October 4, 2006