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machalin

The son in law mother's dream of

Oh how I wish my daughter could find a Machalin

by Tom cruised April 25, 2019

Alri

Alri will always make you laugh ,whether it be a joke or just her laugh itself. she’s a real one though,on and off Instagram ,a stunner inside and out She will always tell you what she thinks , even if you don’t want to hear it ,but she gives you a reality check when you need it. Don’t even @ her about her Tik Toks ,she’s the kweeeeen Her outbursts of energy remind you off a hyper puppy but shame she’s a cutie .
Alri is as photogenic as they can get , makeup and no makeup , pjs or proper clothes ,she KNOWS what’s she’s doing

And don’t EVEN TRY take her to Checkers/Spar/Pick n Pay, because if it’s not Woolworths, she’d rather starve

I’m feeling kinda “alri” tea rn

by Tom cruised November 11, 2019