Definitions by Tom The Loser

fiveskin 

Like foreskin, only better.

I'm so good I have fiveskin

fiveskin by Tom The Loser January 26, 2005

mastur 

One who takes great pleasure in giving themselves great pleasure.

I am a mastur. But then again, so are you.

mastur by Tom The Loser November 27, 2004