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A common breed of mostly nocturnal humanesque lifeforms suspected to be female, Dirts are most certainly a dangerous species. Hunting in packs they tend to pick off the stagglers of a group, pouncing as soon as they are alone.

It is somewhat common for male adolescents to intermingle with them, indeed it is seen by their peers as a right of passage.
Stephen: "Man, have you seen some of the birds Evan scored lately?"

Paul: "Yeah, what absolute Dirts!"
by Tom Random December 9, 2009
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