Tom P's definitions

platipee

A baby platipus that is born dead.

Steve: Holy crap, I saw a dead baby platipus today?
John: A platipee?

Alex: Hi, John!
John: Ugh, your breath smells worse than a platipee.

by Tom P December 17, 2004

padz

A device used by women to soak up large amounts of blood flowing from their fuzzy vaginas.

Cashier: Will this be all for you?
Women: Yes. (Hands cashier economy size box of padz)
Cashier: Oh, is your vagina bleeding AGAIN?

by Tom P May 1, 2005