Definitions by Tom Bone

Spanktometry

The angle of impact when one is spanked by a foreign object

I decided to perform spanktometry on the patient to analyze the tissue density.

Spanktometry by Tom Bone October 12, 2023

SNAFU 

Military jargon meaning: S.ituation N.ormal A.ll F.ucked U.p

Colonel Potter used this term in an episode of M*A*S*H*, "Typical supply house SNAFU."

SNAFU by Tom Bone April 9, 2006