Definitions by Toast McGullicuddy
Tobriety
When you're two years clean and sober, like Toby, and you're so surprised at yourself for doing it, you must announce it. Constantly and obnoxiously.
Nobody:
Toby: I'm celebrating my tobriety today. I'm 2 years clean and sober. Make sure you spread the word. Weed is a hard street drug.
Toby: I'm celebrating my tobriety today. I'm 2 years clean and sober. Make sure you spread the word. Weed is a hard street drug.
Tobriety by Toast McGullicuddy February 17, 2019