Stuck-Up SpinSter. A woman, aged 30-50, coeporate middle management, has a Bumble account, swipes everyone left, dresses in designer labels and has a face that would send a nuclear reactor into meltdown lol. She's still waiting for George Clooney, but newsflash baby, he's married!
Jim: Hey Paul, would you look at the state of this girl on Bumble, she only wants a guy over 180 cm and earning over 250K
Paul: Say what? Must be a SUSS
*Paul goes over and looks at Jim's phone*.
Paul: Yeah it's a SUSS
Jim: A SUSS what the hell is that?
Paul: A fucking Stuck up Spinster, she's only gonna date George Clooney or some married guy at a Coldplay concert. Forget it Jim, she's not into guys like you. She'll be single for life lol
Paul: Say what? Must be a SUSS
*Paul goes over and looks at Jim's phone*.
Paul: Yeah it's a SUSS
Jim: A SUSS what the hell is that?
Paul: A fucking Stuck up Spinster, she's only gonna date George Clooney or some married guy at a Coldplay concert. Forget it Jim, she's not into guys like you. She'll be single for life lol
by Tmcg929 September 6, 2025
Get the SUSSmug.