Askhole

A jackass who is always asking your opinion but then does the complete opposite.

Frisch keeps asking me what to do about money. I tell that fool to get a job. But she still sitting around collecting disability. What an askhole.

by TizzleFoShizzle May 25, 2015

Vainglorious

Used to describe a bloke who thinks his shit don't stink. He is the love of his own life; always trying to impress the ladies with his skills.

Aunt Mads: Teddy is the love of his own life. He's one vainglorious douchecanoe.

Teddy: Teddy gotta be who Teddy gotta be. Ain't no hand up Teddy's ass.

by TizzleFoShizzle June 10, 2015