Titwanker's definitions

wankfest

A Festival of Wank. A Proliferation of toss. An excess of jizz. A massive accumulation of useless remnants resulting from a bunch of wankers tossing all over their keyboards.

UrbanDictionary is a total wankfest.

by Titwanker May 22, 2004

shagnasty

Unpleasant, grimy, unhygeinic, generally undesirable. Can be used as a verb or an adjective.

Oi, Shagnasty.
You spunk swallowing shagnasty fuckpig.

by titwanker April 10, 2003

wanker

Definitively, an onanist, one (usually expected to be male) who enjoys unassisted sexual gratification. Colloquially, anybody of whom you have a low opinion.

Tony Blair? Fucking gutless, worthless, complete and utter WANKER!!

by titwanker April 10, 2003

cuntlugs

I don't know if it has a specific meaning, it just sounds good when you shout it at someone you don't like.

Beckham, pass the fucking ball, cuntlugs!

by titwanker April 10, 2003