Tiquante Jones's definitions

The Crunchatizer

The act of stuffing Cap'n Crunch into a female's frontal sex hole and giving her shitty pleasure palace a "milk enema." The male then gives her oral from one hole to another interspersed with brief bouts of first-base until both partners have gotten a well-balanced breakfast.

"Are you hungry? Do you want to go get a bagel?"
No, I gave my neighbor The Crunchatizer last night and I'm still full."

by Tiquante Jones July 11, 2010