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A "Rochelle" is an individual of who's enigmatic and charismatic personality is extremely alluring and captivating and people just cannot seem to get enough of her whether they are friend or foe.
A "Rochelle" will always generate attention. When she walks into a room the atmosphere is electric. People are mesmerised. Addicted. Rochelle's also attract the attention of people of who feel threatened by Rochelle's confidence and intelligence. These people are poisoned with envy, constantly compare their substandard inadequacies and inabilities against Rochelle's naturally developed skills and refined abilities. These comparisons or inferiorities surface causing more damage and dysfunction to their unstable mental and emotional well beings. In some parts of Western Australia people like this can be described as sub class as they most likely suffer from severe self pitying depressions or they have an extreme personality disorder where deception and lying becomes obsessively compulsive. Medical Scientists seem to think that it is possible that the Mothers of the above mentally inept individuals rejected them as children willingly because they could forsee the development later on of such mental defects and were embarrassed and ashamed of their mentally "incomplete" creations.
A "Rochelle" Mother is always proud of her daughter because Rochelle's do not have any mental defects. Rochelle's are a cut above the rest and they play games very well.
Rochelle spoke to your boyfriend last week on Facebook about his trip to Germany after he messaged her with a "hello".

Rochelle made him laugh but she did not mention anything discussed about you.
by TippityTopCunt May 22, 2015

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