wanky cry

1) A masterbation which is performed under circumstances of extreme sadness, to such an extent that the masterbater cries.

2) A masterbation which is had because the masterbater is so sad that a wank is the only way to cheer him up.
1) Chaz's wank was so upsetting that it became a wanky cry, and brought tears to all three eyes.

2) So upset at having just been bummed by Cuddles, Dave Walker had a wanky cry to ease the pain.
by Tino January 29, 2006
Get the wanky cry mug.

chicken shit

Coward... Cowardly... Wimp... Wimpy
That punk won't fight because he's a little chicken shit
by Tino September 02, 2003
Get the chicken shit mug.

ya kappish

1) piss take jewish slang used by the ignorant as a vaguely offensive and anti semitic form of address and acknowledgement.

2) Expression of delight in relation to something jewish.
1) "Pagey, shalom"

"ya kapish"

2) "hey have you seen this wicked new skull cap?"

"Ya Kapish!"
by Tino November 26, 2004
Get the ya kappish mug.