Essex girl

(Adj); A girl from south east england who loves argos jewellery and thicker than pig shit.

(Adj); A girl who's first thing to do in the morning is to walk home.
I'm in the mood for a free shag, maybe i should get an essex girl.
by timmy o'toole August 01, 2003
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RI:SE

breakfast tv show on channel 4 presented by iain lee & kate lawler & sumtimes douggie anderson. news presented by 2 massiv breasts.
ri:se is only gud coz of zora suleman's breasts
by timmy o'toole October 31, 2003
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