Definitions by Timmy W.

Vladdy 

Cheap vodka, a friend of college and high school kids. Low cost but potent enough to get you hammered. It burns going down...and when it comes back up.

Timmy from this day forward you will never be allowed to drink Vladdy in my presence or we are no longer friends. Friends don't let friends drink Vladdy unless its an emergency... and its never an emergency so don't do it. Its worse than crack. Smoke crack instead its better for you.

Vladdy by Timmy W. April 26, 2008

Rum Bong 

A drinking apparatus to consume large amounts of rum in a short amount of time. Consists of several feet of tubing connected to a valve and another section of tubing a few inches long. The tube is inserted into the rum, preferably a 2 liter of rum & coke, which is placed above the drinker, either at the top of stairs or a loft. The valve is opened and gravity forces rum down the tube and into your throat. Guaranteed to mess you up.

Holy hell, we downed that half gallon of rum in like... 20 minutes. I don't even feel a thing though.
(10 minutes later)
Dude, i'm not feeling too good... that Rum Bong really messed me up. I can barely walk.

Rum Bong by Timmy W. April 26, 2008