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The Flying Elvis

When taking a dump in a public bathroom, and you don't want your cheeks to hit the toilet seat, squat down with hands spread out in the air to mimic the flying elvis parachuters from Honeymoon in Vegas

After a delicious double portion of habanaro chili for lunch, Ricky decided to take the 1:30 train home. While buying his ticket, he experienced a sharp pain in his colon as a liquid tail was brewing. Thankfully, being trained with the Flying Elvis technique, he was able to utilize the public restroom facilities without the indignity of his ass cheeks touching the seat

by Timmy Brown Tail August 21, 2013