1 definition by Timmy Bonjangle Schmidt
Shelly is the girlfriend that you took for granted. When you break up with her, her sexiness will drive you crazy. Stay with Shelly!
Dumbass: Finally!! I broke up with Shelly so I can go out with Jessica!!
Dumbass(two weeks later): Shit man... I broke up with Shelly... FML
Dumbass(two weeks later): Shit man... I broke up with Shelly... FML
by Timmy Bonjangle Schmidt April 18, 2009