Dryarreia

When you feel an emergency poop coming on and discover it is only chunky gas.

Dude, I had to run to the shitter because I thought I had a load in my pants. but it was just Dryarreia.

by Timmmaaay October 15, 2010

Harry Squatter

When a morbidly obese individual bends over so much that you can see the parting of the hair on his asshole.

Hey Tommy, check out Harry Squatter over there!

by Timmmaaay October 15, 2010