Timmmaaay's definitions

Dryarreia

When you feel an emergency poop coming on and discover it is only chunky gas.

Dude, I had to run to the shitter because I thought I had a load in my pants. but it was just Dryarreia.

by Timmmaaay October 15, 2010

Relative Stupidity

Relative Stupidity is that one person in every family that always seems to have head-in-ass syndrome.

I have relative stupidity when I see my uncle getting tackled on his front lawn by the police in his mustard stained wife beater looking all cross eyed.

by Timmmaaay July 1, 2011