Astrojumbotron

When your secret corporate affair gets accidentally exposed on a stadium jumbotron, typically during a Coldplay concert, turning your private mess into public entertainment.
Examples:

• bro pulled a full astrojumbotron last night at Coldplay

• HR sent out a memo after the CEO’s astrojumbotron moment

• never underestimate the power of an astrojumbotron to ruin your Friday
by Tima Rocks! July 17, 2025
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