Tima Rocks!'s definitions

Astrojumbotron

When your secret corporate affair gets accidentally exposed on a stadium jumbotron, typically during a Coldplay concert, turning your private mess into public entertainment.

Examples:

• bro pulled a full astrojumbotron last night at Coldplay

• HR sent out a memo after the CEO’s astrojumbotron moment

• never underestimate the power of an astrojumbotron to ruin your Friday

by Tima Rocks! July 17, 2025