Definitions by Tima Rocks!
Astrojumbotron
When your secret corporate affair gets accidentally exposed on a stadium jumbotron, typically during a Coldplay concert, turning your private mess into public entertainment.
Examples:
• bro pulled a full astrojumbotron last night at Coldplay
• HR sent out a memo after the CEO’s astrojumbotron moment
• never underestimate the power of an astrojumbotron to ruin your Friday
• bro pulled a full astrojumbotron last night at Coldplay
• HR sent out a memo after the CEO’s astrojumbotron moment
• never underestimate the power of an astrojumbotron to ruin your Friday
Astrojumbotron by Tima Rocks! July 17, 2025