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"Do not act incautiously when confronting little
bald
wrinkly smiling men."
A
line
from Terry Pratchet's novel, the
Thief
of Time, spoken by Lu Tze the sweeper.
"
Always
remember
rule
1
."
Rule 1
by
Tim the Creator
October 31, 2012
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