Definitions by Tight Trousers

wanking spanners

Hands contored by exsessive masturbation.
Hairy palms and sticky fingers

By 'ek look at the size of those wanking spanners

Trousers that solciters wear, that are just a bit too tight. Not quite cycle shorts, but not quite right. The buldge is often disturbing to others.

Look at that chap there in his tight trousers, they're just not quite right.