1 definition by Thy Lord thy Rob

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To be so intoxicated (drunk, stupified, etc.) that you will eat dirty food (off the floor, in the trash, sink, etc), as when the Hoff did with the pizza incident.
Dude: hey, five second rule (dropped donut on the ground and starts to eat it)...
Chick: dude, don't Hasslehoff that donut...
by Thy Lord thy Rob December 27, 2007

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