3 definitions by Throbbing Clut Of Justice!
A species of otherkin consisting of individuals who possess perfectly functional cognitive abilities, but who nonethless identify with mentally impaired people (i.e. “idiots”) whom they feel a strong kinship with, hence their title of “Idiotkin”. Idiotkin typically attempt to adopt the speech patterns, mannerisms, and cognitive impairments of natural idiots to assimilate into idiot subculture as fully as possible.
“Todd has a PhD in Astrophysics, but he hasn’t been able to beat me at tic tac toe in a month. In fact, he doesn’t seem to understand how to even play anymore! What the fuck is up with him?!”
“Oh that ... yeah, he’s decided he’s Idiotkin. It’s this new trend where you try to become an idiot. Just stick a pacifier in his mouth and leave him in a corner. He’ll be fine”.
“Oh that ... yeah, he’s decided he’s Idiotkin. It’s this new trend where you try to become an idiot. Just stick a pacifier in his mouth and leave him in a corner. He’ll be fine”.
by Throbbing Clut Of Justice! October 14, 2018
A specific genus of otherkin, defined as individuals who strongly identify with mentally retarded people, and who adopt the mannerisms, behaviors, and intellectual limitations of the mentally retarded in an effort to better assimilate into their ranks, often with laughable results, intentional or otherwise.
BREAKING NEWS: A man broke into the lion pen at the zoo today and ran around inside for several minutes, playing a trumpet really loudly, before finally getting mauled by several of the feline occupants, and barely escaping with serious injuries. When the authorities interrogated the man about his motives, he stated “this was my initiation into the tardfolk”.
by Throbbing Clut Of Justice! October 14, 2018
A noun with 2 meanings:
1) The wizened and dessicated sexual organ of a polarizing political figure;
2) A vagina that is extremely amusing for some reason.
1) The wizened and dessicated sexual organ of a polarizing political figure;
2) A vagina that is extremely amusing for some reason.
(Meaning 1) How was banging that THOT last night?
Dry and self-righteous; she had a hilaripuss.
(Meaning 2) You Dickhead! Why were you making fun of that girl’s vajayjay? That’s really not nice!
I couldn’t help myself! It was shaped like a question mark! It was hilaripuss!
Dry and self-righteous; she had a hilaripuss.
(Meaning 2) You Dickhead! Why were you making fun of that girl’s vajayjay? That’s really not nice!
I couldn’t help myself! It was shaped like a question mark! It was hilaripuss!
by Throbbing Clut Of Justice! September 16, 2018