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tele-spankin' the monkey
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Term for when IT or sales
staff
"work from home"
three
days
per
week.
You can't get any fuckin'
thing
done around here because those
support
pukes are tele-spankin' the
monkey
.
tele-spankin' the monkey
by
Three Beers
April 10, 2009
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