Definitions by Three Balls

Lanternarian

Someone who collects antique lanterns.

The dedicated lanternarian spent years hunting down rare 19th-century railroad lanterns to complete his extensive collection.

Lanternarian by Three Balls February 5, 2026

hoversheet

Farting under the sheets. Fart containment in bed.

When you have bad gas you prepare the “hoversheets” when it’s time to go to sleep.

Hoversheets are used for traditional “Dutch oven” techniques.

“Prepare the hoversheets! The buffalo wings are about to make their escape!”

hoversheet by Three Balls May 9, 2019