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Definitions by Thornbrow

Fineass Major 

An extremely attractive person.

Most commonly used in the context of an educational institution in which students declare a "major," so this term can be used openly, since it sounds so much like "Finance Major."
Dude 1: Dude, Kelly's a total Fineass Major!

Dude 2: Totally!

Kelly: Actually, I'm an Enginerd.

Dude 1: *whispers to dude 2* no, actually you're a fineass major.
Fineass Major by Thornbrow April 4, 2008

WikiA.D.D. 

The act of accessing a Wikipedia entry only to bounce endlessly around from one entry to the next and so forth without finishing one before finding a related topic link and defecting to it.
"Dude, my WikiA.D.D. kept me bouncing around between comic book entries for so long that I totally missed the entire Michel Gondry film festival."
WikiA.D.D. by Thornbrow November 22, 2007