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Plorp

The sound a dildo makes when it is aggressively suction cupped to something, often times a basketball court.
I am a bit disappointed that no one has thrown one of the big ol' 10 inch bad boys with a suction cup on the end so it could stick the landing with a loud & satisfying *plorp* and just stand there jiggling erect on the court for a few awkward moments.
by Thong_Water August 8, 2025
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