Definitions by Thomas Parfrey

Confunted 

the amalgam of cunt and confused, used when somebody displays confusion while intoxicated.

Example: "Mate you want a mixed kebab?" "What the fuck are you saying? I'm confunted."

Confunted by Thomas Parfrey January 1, 2009

Campire 

Homoerotic vampire art (fiction, art, film) popularized by authors such as Bram Stoker, Anne Rice and Laurell K Hamilton.

"I like the sex scenes in the latter vampire Chronicles published by Anne Rice."

"You fucking campire."

Campire by Thomas Parfrey May 4, 2008