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1) an up-north, jorts wearing homosexual who is known to invite himself into your house and stay for many days, eating all your food. 2) A womanizing son of a bitch, who always has to one up you with anything you say. Cocky for no reason what so ever, and has had sex with "10, 11, and 13" girls. Be careful when meeting one of these jerseys, look for a doug funny like character with a fake northern accent who doesnt know shit about anything. 3) The thin brown stain you get in ur underwear after scratching your ass continuously throughout the day.
"That Jersey fucker spilt choclate milk all in my fucking car"
"Dude, lock the door so jersey doesnt come in again and use all our toilet paper!"
"I forgot to wipe my ass earlier and now my ass itches. I'm gonna have a huge jersey by the end of the day."
"Quit being a fucking jersey."
"Thank God Jersey is in Spain for a year!"
"Dude, lock the door so jersey doesnt come in again and use all our toilet paper!"
"I forgot to wipe my ass earlier and now my ass itches. I'm gonna have a huge jersey by the end of the day."
"Quit being a fucking jersey."
"Thank God Jersey is in Spain for a year!"
by Thomas Edison June 6, 2007
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