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Jay 

The truest dude you'll ever meet, but he's maddening AF. He's the kind of guy that goes to the store for a thing, buys a bunch of stuff. Comes back without the thing. Nearly. Every. Effing. Time. Like, you think you don't have to worry about it, cause you know, he brought a list. Still no thing. He's not all bad. If Jay were a horse, you would buy another just like him. And then, shoot them both.

You had one job, Jay.

Jay by This, is not my real name. November 23, 2021