Food shape

When you’re in the kitchen more than the gym- you’re in food shape.

I was in such good shape when I exercised, had sex a lot, and didn’t eat. Now I’m just in food shape.

by Things Laurel Says... August 31, 2018

NHNH

NHNH- Nap hard Netflix hard

When your tinder match says WHPH (work hard play hard) but your lifestyle only supports NHNH (nap hard Netflix hard).

by Things Laurel Says... August 25, 2018