Crotch Goblin

A bratty little piece of shit that has greasy ass fucking hands and eats crayons.
Usually seen on toddler leashes.
That fucking Crotch Goblin is disgusting.
by Thicc nugg June 16, 2019
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Beaverdale Bootylick

A rim-job given while in a public alleyway somewhere in the slums of Beaverdale. During the Bootylick, deadly bacteria from a homeless mans mouth will infest the anal region, and kill the recipient within 72 hours.
Did you hear about Dave? He got put in the ICU after receiving a Beaverdale Bootylick behind the Price Chopper.
by Thicc nugg December 17, 2020
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Shitsicle

When over a process of a few days, someone inserts a Popsicle stick up their anus. Every insertion will add a thin layer of shit, over time adding up to a large Shitsicle.
Becky feeds a Shitsicle to her child every day.
by Thicc nugg June 16, 2019
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