Theodore X. Johnson's definitions

cactus ram

V. to obliterate, maim, or destroy something in the same way a cactus might damage a vagina or anal cavity.

"Berlin was cactus rammed by the Red Army near the end of the second world war."

"Toussaint L'Overture cactus rammed the whole of Paris in one glorious afternoon."

"Man, McGloin is totally cactus ramming the OSU secondary today!"

by Theodore X. Johnson September 27, 2011

cactus ram

V. to obliterate, maim, or destroy something in the same way a cactus might damage a vagina.

"Berlin was cactus rammed by the Red Army near the end of the second world war."

"Man, McGloin is totally cactus ramming the OSU secondary today!"

by Theodore X. Johnson September 26, 2011