Theodor Geisel

Dr. Seuss' real name.

Also, Smeltz and Lovejoy.

Who posted that on UD? Theodor Geisel.

by Theodor Geisel August 17, 2008

Urinake

Having to urinate really bad when you wake up in the morning, holding it for several hours, and almost pissing yourself before you give in to nature's call.

Do you ever urinake? Yeah, I was urinaking this morning so bad my eyeballs were almost floating.

by Theodor Geisel August 17, 2008