VSF

Very
Severely
Fucked

Often used in bad situations where the person in question is in a load of trouble.

Mike: Oh man, we're VSF!
Billy: VSF?
Mike: Very Severely FUCKED!!!!

by Thenamemichaelwasalreadytaken April 14, 2008

Ski burn

When you go skiing down a slope in only a t-shirt and shorts like a retard without sunscreen. As a result, almost half your face gets red and the skin gets all chapped.

Shane: Dude, did you see the ski burn on jacks face?
Marty: Yeah man, that shit sucks.

by Thenamemichaelwasalreadytaken April 14, 2008