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A leftist liberal with a knowledge base made entirely of netflix, semen, soy and corpo-government propaganda.
by TheTypoPoopcicle June 1, 2023
Get the Libshitmug. A classification of fart that is so bad that it may very well be a weapon of mass destruction (WMD). Types of Ass Bombs include but are not limited to:
Nuclear Fart- Extremely loud and can fill a room in seconds. If you hear one hide under your desk in the fetal position to minimize bodily harm.
Silent But Deadly (SBD)- As the name suggest, this comes with a silencer. The range is randomized but either way your are screwed. Great for a farting gift.
The Biochem- The best part about this one is it stays in one area at a certain altitude.
The ASSassin- Get it? Ass? Anyway at the expense of only being affective at pointblank, this can clean metal.
Nuclear Fart- Extremely loud and can fill a room in seconds. If you hear one hide under your desk in the fetal position to minimize bodily harm.
Silent But Deadly (SBD)- As the name suggest, this comes with a silencer. The range is randomized but either way your are screwed. Great for a farting gift.
The Biochem- The best part about this one is it stays in one area at a certain altitude.
The ASSassin- Get it? Ass? Anyway at the expense of only being affective at pointblank, this can clean metal.
Dude 1: Dude I thought we made a truse!!
Dude 2: What are you talking about?
Dude 1: Stop shooting your ass bombs at me!!!!
Dude 2: What are you talking about?
Dude 1: Stop shooting your ass bombs at me!!!!
by TheTypoPoopcicle May 30, 2009
Get the Ass Bombmug.