Definitions by TheTypoPoopcicle
Ass Bomb
A classification of fart that is so bad that it may very well be a weapon of mass destruction (WMD). Types of Ass Bombs include but are not limited to:
Nuclear Fart- Extremely loud and can fill a room in seconds. If you hear one hide under your desk in the fetal position to minimize bodily harm.
Silent But Deadly (SBD)- As the name suggest, this comes with a silencer. The range is randomized but either way your are screwed. Great for a farting gift.
The Biochem- The best part about this one is it stays in one area at a certain altitude.
The ASSassin- Get it? Ass? Anyway at the expense of only being affective at pointblank, this can clean metal.
Nuclear Fart- Extremely loud and can fill a room in seconds. If you hear one hide under your desk in the fetal position to minimize bodily harm.
Silent But Deadly (SBD)- As the name suggest, this comes with a silencer. The range is randomized but either way your are screwed. Great for a farting gift.
The Biochem- The best part about this one is it stays in one area at a certain altitude.
The ASSassin- Get it? Ass? Anyway at the expense of only being affective at pointblank, this can clean metal.
Dude 1: Dude I thought we made a truse!!
Dude 2: What are you talking about?
Dude 1: Stop shooting your ass bombs at me!!!!
Dude 2: What are you talking about?
Dude 1: Stop shooting your ass bombs at me!!!!
Ass Bomb by TheTypoPoopcicle May 30, 2009
Common Sense
1. A mental consept that is used in determining what is right and wrong, safe and dangerous, etc.
2. A form of knowledge used by a, now currently extinct, species of human known as Intelligent Individuals (or smart peoplez).
2. A form of knowledge used by a, now currently extinct, species of human known as Intelligent Individuals (or smart peoplez).
1. Dumbass: "Dude! I tried lighting a Black Cat in my ass and now I can't sit anymore..."
Friend: "What the fuck did you think would happen, dumbass! Use your common sense!"
2.(conversation cont.) Dumbass: "What's common sense?"
Friend: "What the fuck did you think would happen, dumbass! Use your common sense!"
2.(conversation cont.) Dumbass: "What's common sense?"
Common Sense by TheTypoPoopcicle May 15, 2009