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soldier candy

The military term for 600mg Ibuprofen. Medics prescribe 600mg Ibuprofen very often to treat a Soldier's aches and pains, hence "candy".

Medic: "Well it looks like your knee is completely fucked up. So I am going to give you a shitload of soldier candy until we can X-Ray that bitch and see what's busted."

Soldier: "Holy shit! I fucking love soldier candy!"

by TheTypoPoopcicle July 24, 2016

Libshit

A leftist liberal with a knowledge base made entirely of netflix, semen, soy and corpo-government propaganda.

A naked libshit suddenly started screaming in the middle of the road and made me late for work.

by TheTypoPoopcicle June 1, 2023