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Person 1 "Hey mate, do yous have some door handles for me car? Mine are broke"
Person 2 "Is it an XD Falcon?"
Person 1 "K-noath mate, Farqn how'd ya guess ya crazee carnt?"
Person 1 "just a hunch mate... yeah sorry but manufacturing has ceased, apparently there is a world wide shortage of metal ore since 1981 specifically due to the mass production of replacement door handles for your crappy XD Falcon buddy. Here is a coat hanger instead. Paired with a common gate lock, it is a permanent fix"
Person 2 "Is it an XD Falcon?"
Person 1 "K-noath mate, Farqn how'd ya guess ya crazee carnt?"
Person 1 "just a hunch mate... yeah sorry but manufacturing has ceased, apparently there is a world wide shortage of metal ore since 1981 specifically due to the mass production of replacement door handles for your crappy XD Falcon buddy. Here is a coat hanger instead. Paired with a common gate lock, it is a permanent fix"
by TheRealDrLove July 28, 2018