Hamez

Hamez is a Mexican immigrant. He came across on a rubber dingy named the HamezDingy. He used this to escape the Mama’s irredentist hatchets and retreat back to the UK to be with the Mandem. He loves Greggs steak bakes and will do anything for a cheeky sausage roll.
Hey who’s boat is this.

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