Definitions by TheLonelyPickle

qwoptastic 

When a person is so drunk that they can no longer walk straight and is walking irratically all over the place.

Man 1: Dude, what's wrong with that kid over there? Does he have problems?

Man 2: Nahhh man, hes just feeling a little qwoptastic.

qwoptastic by TheLonelyPickle May 26, 2012