Gidget
noun
A pint-sized powerhouse of pure gay chaos. Gidgets are notorious for being half the height but twice the freak. They’ll steal your man, outdrink your friends, and still fit in the overhead compartment on Spirit Airlines. A gidget doesn’t walk into the club — they launch themselves like a glitter-filled cannonball straight into everyone’s bad decisions.
noun
A pint-sized powerhouse of pure gay chaos. Gidgets are notorious for being half the height but twice the freak. They’ll steal your man, outdrink your friends, and still fit in the overhead compartment on Spirit Airlines. A gidget doesn’t walk into the club — they launch themselves like a glitter-filled cannonball straight into everyone’s bad decisions.
Example Sentences:
• “Bro, I woke up hungover, missing a sock, and somehow engaged to a gidget named Rico.”
• “If you ain’t been picked up, spun around, and aggressively twerked on by a gidget, are you even living?”
• “Bro, I woke up hungover, missing a sock, and somehow engaged to a gidget named Rico.”
• “If you ain’t been picked up, spun around, and aggressively twerked on by a gidget, are you even living?”
by TheGidgetLeader April 7, 2025
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