Definitions by The wizard in the trees

Glunk 

Somone who enjoys watching glee and also enjoys drinking alcohol or getting drink hence the word glunk

GLEEK + Drunk = glunk

I am a glunk

Glunk by The wizard in the trees July 27, 2024

Toby 

A short wizard in the woods who will grant you one wish and one wish only. But it comes at a cost you must give a handjob to the us president you find most attractive dead or alive.

Guys you won’t believe I came across a Toby yesterday and I wished for a million dollars. And did you know Abraham Lincoln is packing!?

Toby by The wizard in the trees October 19, 2023