Definitions by The whippus

BDSM 

Big dog status monday

Ty-dye-guy: What day is it?
Craig: BDSM
Ty-dye-guy: Fuck yeah

BDSM by The whippus April 15, 2021

Bird

Them flying mother fuckers

Jamalaterisparallelagramcatographis: what's that?
Greg: Bird
Jamalaterisparallelagramcatographis: God damn he be flying

Bird by The whippus April 15, 2021

Nice guys always finish last 

They do, imagine you are racing for a person you like, but your opponent is some dickhead who likes to Chris breezy, john cena five knuckle shuffle their significant other. But you twist your ankle, get shot, body slammed, yeeted into a brick wall st the beginning of the race, and the other guy makes it immediately but you finish the race 2 months later, hurt emotionally and physically and you close your feelings and die alone.

Some guy: Hey whats up with that guy?
Other guy: He lost the race, and got shot, thrown and body slammed
That guy: Nice guys always finish last
Some guy and other guy: They do

Nice guys always finish last by The whippus April 15, 2021

Dumb bitch 

When you put the word "dumb", meaning dumb and "bitch" meaning bitch, you get dumb bitch. Dumb bitch

Callista: My sister Amber loves ARK survival evolved.

All of her friends: she's a dumb bitch

Dumb bitch by The whippus April 15, 2021