The unkn0wn's definitions

Hoepfner

An overgrown dwarf that likes to eat gummy bears and care bears.

RUN! It's a Hoepfner!

by The Unkn0wn February 28, 2010

Kentucky back massage

When you have anal and jizz all over your partners back and rub your balls on their back and the jizz speads around their back

Burke: i just had Kentucky back massage.
Carlie: whats that?
Burke:Here I will show you!
Carlie:Okay(takes off clothes)
Burke:( Jizzes on carlies back and spreads it around with his balls)
Carlie: that felt good

by The unkn0wn May 28, 2012